Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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