I am puke
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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