The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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