And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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