Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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