super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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