I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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