Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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