you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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