I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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