I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Enjoy the penises
We need to get me chipped asap