I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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