In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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