i jhust puked up my retainher.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Do vagina's smell?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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