is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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