Kiss
Puke
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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