new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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