ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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