went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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