We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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