i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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