Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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