I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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