fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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