He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
operation harelip BJ is a go
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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