Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
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