And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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