that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the day after is always just damage control
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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