Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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