NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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