Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I will be naked everywhere
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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