Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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