Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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