she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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