: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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