I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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