just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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