his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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