? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
