Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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