Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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