have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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