Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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