how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
