She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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