The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Blood and glitter go together right?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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