good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I will be naked everywhere
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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