Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
My vagina is officially offended.
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