I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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