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• (571): View more from Virginia

  so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...

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• (858): View more from California

  this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.

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  Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....

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