what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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