maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Watching her eat just hurts me
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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