Me too!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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