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(734): View more from Michigan

operation "beaches make me wet" is a go

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(858): View more from California

There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.

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(517): View more from Michigan

you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii

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(705): View more from Ontario

You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.

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(970): View more from Colorado

There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.

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(619): View more from California

Then again, he has huge mansions.

(619): View more from California

*manboobs.

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(512): View more from Texas

I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.

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(260): View more from Indiana

let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"

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